September 27, 2006
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Culture shock??
Hmmm…. It’s been an interesting few weeks, to put it mildly. Maybe it’s just the fact of realizing I truly am living here. Permanently. Or maybe it’s the newness of teaching. Or just maybe, culture shock??
I was informed over the weekend that culture shock works in strange ways, but a sure-fire way to tell if you have it is if you think everything is just wierd. Oh. So maybe that explains why I’ve been confused over why people drive trucks down here every day that are only seen in big truck-pulls up north. Or why I’ve wondered how in the world it can be natural to talk with such a southern accent. And why little southern towns can be so very laid back, content with only a Walmart to its name, and two Dollar Trees for extra measure. Driving an hour or two for anything else isn’t unhandy, it’s just how it is. To state just a few differences…
God is so faithful though, and my heart has been so blessed over the weekend… Quite a few people told me they’ve been praying for me, and I know that is carrying me… I am so grateful to those of you who are – you know who you are, and consider yourself hugged!! And my family receives the award for the most wonderful family ever!!! Seeing you all this weekend was a heart massage…
I’ll close with a few parting comments… How could I not mention school? For that appears to by my very life these days…
Oh, the things children do and say when they are trying to make excuses. Below is a prime example:
I was walking around the classroom, checking on the kids as they were doing their assignments. I came upon one child, lost in his own little world of erasers turning airplanes and pencils becoming giants. Great imagination, I tell you, I could almost read his thoughts, so expressive it was.
He suddenly saw me standing beside his desk, and a frantic expression crossed his little face. He paused for a second, then furiously began scratching his shoulder.
“Oh, these fleas!!!” he said, alternating between scratching his shoulder and pausing to see if I was being convinced.
“So you have fleas??” I asked, with a horrified tone, but a knowing look on my face, playing along in his little game.
“Oh yeah! My dog has fleas, I think, and I play with him all the time. So I think I have fleas too!”
“Hmmmm… Well, let’s try to work on your studies, okay? Fleas can be scratched later.”
Five minutes later… I observed him again. Papers were being worked on. The fleas must have been as alive as Paul Bunyan.
Comments (17)
i honestly sat here for five minutes straight with tears in my eyes out of sheer laughter. and each time i re-read it, i find it more hysterically comical than the last time.
whatever will those kids think of next?
*wipes eyes* thanks for providing my entertainment for the next week.
i l o v e y o u.
don’t children just have the funniest excuses?! it reminds me of one of my little boys last year.
have you seen anyone drive down the sidewalk on a lawn mower yet? that is one thing i couldn’t quite get used to and made me laugh every time!
I hope things are going well for you down there! the chill of fall is definately in the air around here! ~Sara
Thanks for the much needed giggle this morning! there were tears in my eyes as I read the first part of your post,but the little story at the end was darling,and caused the tears to spill over as I chuckled………too cute! You are on my heart and mind alot,Clarita,and I pray for God to bless you in special ways each day,and confirm to you His calling on your life. love ya.
looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks!!!!
love hearing your school stories……..just makes me smile…….
hey i had a good time at school today i in a way misss the little setting and reading that update makes me roll on the floor laughing it is VERY obvise who it is if you no wat i mean hope you have a good week
hey girl!!!!! i heard that u join me in the south!!i know how it is to be homesick:( how far are u from sc line?? it would be awesome seeing u again !!! let me know, have a good wk!!! -deb
Hi Clarita
You probably don’t remember me but I used to quiz MACSA for Rockville Homeschoolers. Anyways,,, I stumbled across your site and I just had to comment on your “southern culture shock” My husband and I moved to the small town of Farmville, Virginia this past Dec. and I’m still getting used to the way they do things around here. It sounds very similar to where you live. No ones in a hurry, everything is at least an hour away (with the exception of wal-mart and dollar tree:), and every native has a very stong accent. But believe me somehow it will become natural to you/me. I’ve caught myself more than once talking with an accent and thinking that a 50min. drive to Lynchburg to go the the mall wasn’t that bad after all. Funny thing is Lancaster County, PA seems so crazy to me when I got back now. I hope you adjust well.
~Ruth Shirk (formerly Smoker:)~
Funny story! BTW I’m dating! Check out my xanga. . .
you have no idea how excited i am about this weekend…
my heart is smiling.
Absolutely hilarious!:0 I’m in the internet cafe trying to hold back my laughter becuz it’s supposed to be quiet in here. Too good..:) …yeah 4 more months and I will see your beatiful face again…can’t wait! luv ya girl~Bethany
I’m pretty sure I’Il be able to survive the next 20 hours till I see you and Ben Hammien….Survive them, yes. Enjoy them? Never. Appreciate them? Never. Love them? Never. Wish the 20 hours of time would go faster? Never when I’m with you. But only when I’m driving to meet you my dah’lin sister
love you! 
i can’t explain how much I miss you right now. So many times I look at your name in my phone and wish that I could call you and go out for tea/coffee, instead, i leave a voice message to ease the disappointment of realizing that isn’t a possibility. Can’t wait to see you soon!!!
what can i say but thank you.
time spent with you is beautiful.
lovelovelove
i don’t think I ever realized you kept up with a xanga site! I love it! It’s good to hear about your life in GA.
Be brave, my friend!
in katie goods little voice “take off that silly xanga lock!!”
Hey so hows life?